dullahandyke: Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since s (Screenshotted older post) turndownforkant: i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???7? and mitt romney says paul thats why i ran and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic and-umar #thanks for bringing us down with you
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