Photo of three Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers talking and drinking some kind of aquamarine liquid in mugs. Text reads: It was an insurance scam. I mean, come on, the guy who blew up it was the dude's son. Like, I know they say they're estranged but they were clearly in on it together for the insurance money. There were delays during construction and Vader knew it had design flaws - it was never going to make back its investment so they staged a "rebel raid". And Vader was the only one to survive. It's so obvious.
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