silverskulltula: listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy. gayweeddaddy69: Concept art from the hobbit movies of a dwarf woman. She has golden hair in an ornate braided updo, a gold beard, and some sick chain jewellery you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose gayweeddaddy69: dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk zagreus: i want to dig up jonny ronny rolkien tolkien and show him this post just for the pleasure of seeing his repressed catholic skull explode
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