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thestrangerseattle . "Frankly, I despise summer. I hate the sun, I hate picnics, I hate late evening walks, I hate Sauvie Island, I hate sunscreen, I hate chafed thighs, I hate every single person in that crowded beer garden, I hate leather seats, / hate mosquitoes, I hate yard work, I hate baseball caps, I hate spindly legs in cargo shorts, I hate the sun waking me up at 6:30 am, I hate seeing men's ugly feet, I hate festivals, I hate frolicking, I hate sweat-staches, I hate the smell of co-workers' rank armpits, I hate sleeping with three fans in my room, and I hate the way the city smells like a cross between rancid garbage and boiling urine. Summer can go fuck itself." 17 © portlandmercury -Debbie Hines, Northeast Portiand Posted in r/Portland by u/arintj reddit