metalgeara: I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club metalgeara: A male height chart running from 5'2 to 5'7 showing a bearded guy playing a guitar; 5'8 to 5'10 showing a flustered guy saying "I am 6 foot I am 6 foot" and from 5'11 to 6'2 being the cosmos. You just KNOW this dudes 5'11" inbabylontheywept: I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would. loth-catgirl: you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
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