asimpleram: Screenshotted reply from seizethebeansofproduction: saw a guy on linkedin lamenting about how his daughter was reprimanded by her teacher for referring to julius caesar as "he" and not using gender neutral pronouns so yeah no they're not only lying, they're doing a very bad job of it This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I'm crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar unprofessionalartist: It's him, Julius xi/xir
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