An eight panel comic titled "A Guide to Bird Photography". On the left, there's an example of the photo you want, and on the right, the photo you'll get. You want a well-framed shot (in this case, of a mourning warbler perched out in the open), but you'll get an action shot (the warbler is a blur flying away). You want a photo of a bird in sharp focus (an indigo bunting perched high in a tree) but you get exquisite leaf detail (the leaves are in focus but the bunting is not). You want a striking portrait of a hawk, but you get, why?? (a kingbird flying angrily in the hawk's face). You want a photo of pure elegance (a Great Blue Heron standing in a marsh), but you get a heron pooping (maybe I can fix this in post).
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