PICK YOUR SOCIAL NETWORK 1. Goebbler - has fascist turkey logo Free and open debate with Nazis and conspiracy theorists On phone screen: You will not replace us... with another app! 2. Influenzza Follow whoever you like, but we're going to show you who we want Profile pic and bio of Hustlin' Hank the Life Guru with 14M followers Post text: Just popped my morning supplements! PROMO CODE X19A3 3. Happytime Funfeed A politics-free zone brought to you by the world's worst authoritarians Executive: At Happytime Funfeed, we discourage negative talk about things like human rights abuses. 4. Skunkible Spray your enemies with sick owns... or get skunked! Kid in backwards ballcap: Pungent, dude. 5. Big mammoth Algorithm-free, all of the scientists and political thinkers who might save us from total destruction Profile pic of bespectacled woman: Please get off of Goebbler! 6. Young couple Woman: There's no way I can post to all of these without spending my entire life on social media. Man: I think that's the point.
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