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beetledrink: my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower” mabelsguidetolife: my dad falls coffee "gubba" and "gubs-little-lubba' and refers to rolling a joint as 'meeking a smee'... I worry about him beetledrink: oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed captainsnoop: my dad calls weed "green hats" and calls smoking weed "putting on his green hat" beetledrink: theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome