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since i started reading moby dick ive started mentally narrating so many random daily tasks in that style like feeding my cat god hath not wrought a nobler creature than thee dear cat no finer beast in all of the creatures of the land and wise is the cat to ally itself so totally with man for from this proud partnership a creature possessing only the small fur bearing land dwelling body and endowed only with dainty grasping paws can feast upon the beasts of the sea salmon which grows in length far greater than this small noble creature cat and dwells in great rivers and oceans too deep for such a small beast to ford though cat resembles in nature a fish of the land be not mistaken dear reader the cat is a land creature all the same for soft small paws can paddle not the deep currents and churning deeps the great temple where tuna dwells where even man must fight against the roaring seas and be dragged a hundred leagues by such creatures to even chance catching one oh no feline could risk such a venture thats why they wisely warm themselves by the hearth and leave such toil for the creature known as man