BIPARTISAN REFLECTIONS Three people on a cable talk show -- blonde anchorwoman, mousy guy in glasses, right-winger breathing flames 1. News anchor - 'Welcome to Punditspew! With me tonight is Democratic strategist Dan Doormat and Chairman of Power Patriots for Fiery National Cleansing, Mr. Perkins.' Dan Doormat - 'Hello.' Mr. Perkins - 'DIE!' 2. News anchor - 'Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on the Trump indictment?' Dan Doormat - 'Well, it's the least that --' Mr. Perkins - 'Biden is a wannabe dictator crushing our children under his BIG GAY COMMUNIST JACKBOOTS!' 3. Mr. Perkins - BUCKLE UP! IT'S A WAR ON THE REPUBLIC! KNOW YOUR BRIDGES! AN EYE FOR AN EYE! Dan Doormat - Um... 4. News anchor - Some say Biden should pardon him as a healing gesture. Dan Doormat - I think enforcing the law is the best-- Mr. Perkins - WE SHALL VANQUISH THEIR BEPRONOUNED STORM TROOPERS AND INSTALL OUR RIGHTEOUS KING! News anchor - Thank you both!
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