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@sysrq @Aldis @Big_Diggity @Lance @gabriel @graf @parker @tyler @victor
> do it, piss everyone off :hellduck:
I remember Vagrant trying and failing to get traction in places besides cut-rate code camps. Then along came Docker and it's the same shit. And Docker (and Docker-alikes) just look to me like someone fluoridated LxC. It's designed for startup feature factories where maintenance is not even on the priority list and you are MOVEFASTBREAKTHINGS DISRUPTING THE HOCKEYSTICK KPIs and you just pray it doesn't break. "Let's add another entire OS's worth of moving parts to the OS." God *damn*. "Let's add a series of container-managers to contain the containers!" It's strictly worse than shipping around zip files: the problems of containers in containers is a strict subset of the problems you get just shipping around zip files. People don't want to use iptables to do a firewall so they build an internal goddamn LAN inside a computer and then...they have to route the traffic to containers. The hardest part of programming is debugging and this is shit that makes debugging harder. You want your shit to only run on Ubuntu? SEND A SUBSET OF UBUNTU IN A 2GB DISK IMAGE FILE. NO, ACTUALLY, LET'S JUST USE 20 OVERLAYS! I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOWNLOADING A BLOB FULL OF BINARIES PUBLISHED BY UBER AND MICROSOFT AND SOME RANDOM GUY ON GITHUB AND ALSO SOME OF OUR COMPETITORS. OH, IT INTEGRATES WITH VSCODE? WONDERFUL
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