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Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference. Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it." Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting? At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference. No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk. "Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is. I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.