[drawing of a discord changelog popup] WUDDUP, GAMERS? XD (we, at Discord, are so quirky and relatable) [Badly drawn picture of the discord mascot] Wacky and cool catchphrase! We got some NEW features for your fat ass! -MORE spyware -shit nobody asked for -tacos (WOAH! CRAZY XD) -TOS update that no one will read or care about -REMOVED that pesky feature that was super useful! -ADDED a cool new feature but you gotta pay 10 dollars a month for it! Oh, you pay nitro basic? Too bad, broke ass bitch. -And MORE unnecessary crap! [Big blue button labelled "ok bitch"]
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