e-53: I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ devil emoji c-53: Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way. ospreyonthemoon: Im assuming you work somewhere that sells like, food or something? gerardwaygirlmoments: He said Starbucks fortidogi: imagine though. a home depot employee liizardwiizard: i work at home depot and one time jokingly said that to a contractor and he looked at me and went and added like $500 more in wood to his cart lol hope-punk-13: fuck yeah
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