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anomalous-heretic asked: snakes are reversed vampires they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands Kiiingsnake answered: ??? vampires have hands?? anomalous-heretic: Still from an old movie of a vampire with creepy ears and large teeth. It demonstrably has hands with long nails. yeah?? kiingsnake: ayo what the FUCK anomalous-heretic: why wouldn’t they?? kiingsnake: hey guys you're allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck