ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like “rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (0of)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well {1l tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely.” and it's a banger
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