Notices by Ten :verifiedtrans: (theletterten@tech.lgbt)

NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

A scientist was convinced that his recent Time Machine invention could also double as a replicator. To prove this, he sent his pet duck 1 minute and 2 minutes into the future simultaneously.

After a minute, the first duck appeared unharmed. The second duck materialized and both ducks were instantly annihilated. The appearance of the second duck had created a pair of ducks.

@feditips Tusky for the win.

A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The Mobius strip replies, "Where do I even begin?"

I woke up happy this morning and then my Internet went out due to an outage. I'm still happy, but a little disappointed without being able to be on my computer right now 🫤

Anywho, enjoy this #selfie I took this morning.

I don't want to be offensive, but there is a very fine line between...

... numerator and denominator.

It's a divisive issue.

I think we're all mad at the government.

I'm sure many of us can relate to this..

I am joining a secret society of electrical engineers and they just asked me to step into a large coil with a battery attached.

This is their current induction process.

Darth Vader always knew what Luke got him for Father’s Day…

He could sense his presents.

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

A grave mistake.

I haven't streamed in a few weeks because of 1) my trip and b) anxiety. Going to try to stream for a little bit today... come by and hang out if you want :heart_trans:

https://twitch.tv/theletterten

#twitch #selfie #trans

I hate it when people call me a windmill.

I'm not a big fan.

My herbal addiction is getting out of control. Rosemary, Sage, anything to get that herbal hit. When the money ran out I raided the garden, that's cleared out now. Some friends have been lending me some of theirs, but it's not enough to keep me going.

I'm just living on borrowed thyme.

Dear #trans people of the Fediverse:

What things or actions cause you to have gender euphoria?

#transgender

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

To whomever stole my Microsoft Office...

I will find you. You have my Word.

What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows

Oh yeah, I got a new computer mouse today! I know it doesn't match my keyboard, but I still love it!

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.