Notices by Trickster (Shitpost Aspect) (trickster@mk.toast.cafe)

oh, you read the entire dictionary? well i read the entire phonebook, guess which has more pages, checkmate

For your consideration, if you have a Codeberg account, vote for this colour scheme made with various kinds of colour blindness in mind.

https://codeberg.org/dnkl/foot/pulls/1331

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be @tost@mk.toast.cafe many tricky moments to come

"It's a frontend, not rocket science"

Indeed, rocket science is straight-forward.

having a normal one

@brion@bikeshed.vibber.net goddem

@Dee@fedi.underscore.world found some of your important research while cleaning up some folders

The monarchy has no place in a decent society, which is why it works so well in Britain.

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club booba tea

up yours, woke royalists! we'll see who cancels who!

@helene@p.helene.moe @tost@mk.toast.cafe there's also an atelier game so i'm not far off from the 1k hours, jesus christ

@helene@p.helene.moe @tost@mk.toast.cafe can barely wait to spend 1000 hours on jrpgs

@tost the bayo & SMT machine

Reports are coming out of the United Kingdom that dissidents are being disappeared by state security forces for protesting the installment of Charles Windsor as supreme spiritual leader of the secretive hermit kingdom in the European far west. Pro-democracy groups are calling for free and fair elections in Britain but has so far been met with nothing but repression from the regime.

Britain-watchers have long seen Mr. Windsor as the hand-picked successor to the previous leader Elizabeth Windsor who died under mysterious circumstances last week and regard him as a hardliner who is unlikely to make any progress towards the transition to democracy. Shops, state media and public spaces are displaying portraits and praises of the previous leader and sources are already reporting the formation of a cult of personality around Mr. Windsor.

Britain remains a nation torn apart by centuries-old ethnic and religious divides. Despite the great wealth of the nation’s oligarchs little progress has been made to alleviate the humanitarian situation since the end of the civil war in the 1990’s.