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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2023 00:44:18 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

Me: CoffeeBot, make me an espresso.
CoffeeBot: Yes, sir. (hrrrgggghggggggffffffnnnnaaahyeahhhhhhh) Here you go, sir.
Me: uh
In conversation Friday, 21-Jul-2023 00:44:18 JST from goblin.camp permalink
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1. A video of a robot-looking coffee pod on tripod legs. There's a cup under it, and it literally squeezes down and shits out coffee into the cup.
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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2023 01:05:29 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

What I say when I leave the room
In conversation Thursday, 08-Jun-2023 01:05:29 JST from goblin.camp permalink
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1. The famous, legendary, delicious "cheesebags" toot. You know it, you love it, you've threatened me with a gun because of it.
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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2023 04:50:12 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

"Bluesky" no thank you I would rather have a "brewski" instead!!

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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Saturday, 06-May-2023 00:12:15 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

Google: hey so we're gonna have to lay off like 10,000 people :(
People: wow that sucks
Google: alos we're giving our CEO a huge raise
People: wait why what did he do to deserve that
Google: he laid off 10,000 people

In conversation Saturday, 06-May-2023 00:12:15 JST from goblin.camp permalink
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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 06:00:05 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

Stolen from the KSBD Discord
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1. A guy kneeling by a grave and giving a peace sign, but the guy has Garfield's head and Dilbert is on the tombstone.
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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 04:10:13 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized

Please edit your toots to be good. Thank you.
- The Management

In conversation Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 04:10:13 JST from goblin.camp permalink
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BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 04:10:12 JST BreakfastGolem, Normalized
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We need to hit our tooting quotas this week. I'll need you to come in this weekend to keep posting content. Thanks.
- The Management

In conversation Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 04:10:12 JST from goblin.camp permalink

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Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie"cram it, square!" - Louisasee you nutmeats in hell

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