Notices by Toby (tobestewart@mastodonapp.uk)

Save on funeral costs by refusing to identify the body

Dentist: “I’m seeing things I can’t unsee”

Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you man”

My doctor says it’s not depression, it’s a “remarkably accurate world-view”

Some of the best posts are written by other people

If my posts look familiar it’s because of the alphabet

This is your Captain speaking. Passengers with a view previously obscured by the wings may have noticed a sudden improvement

Not everyone remembers they can go fuck themselves. Sometimes you have to remind them

The worst thing about being an atheist is I have to do all my own smiting