Notices by Hillbilly Whisperer (IN) (shameless@noagendasocial.com)

@DaddyO I hadn’t heard of this one yet. I will look into it

I don't know who needs to hear this today but you're a good dad.
Those kids are just bad.
They probably get it from their mom

@GelatinousRube It is

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and now conducting himself properly.

@Sophistifunk 🤣

Yesterday, I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing...
,,,it cost me a fortune in stamps.

I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer.

Looks like the lights at Nakatomi Plaza have gone out, and the whole block around it. Anyone know what's going on?

@Sophistifunk 😂

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry or when I make obscure 1970s TV references."
- Lou Ferrigno

@Sophistifunk 🤣

If you don't drop your towel and yell "Whoomp there it is!" to her in the morning are you even doing Throwback Thursday right?

@Sophistifunk 🤣

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

I can't get the cork off my dinner.

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, they are terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are better for the environment 🤷♂️

So I am guessing you would call chicken testicles fowl balls.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/california-senator-dianne-feinstein-dead-90

https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/vitamin-d-treatment-improved-condition-of-covid-19-patients-study-finds-5500363?ea_src=frontpage&ea_med=lead-special-health-medium-0