Notices by Sir Rev. CyberTrucker (revcybertrucker@noagendasocial.com)

@Djeep That's all an ETF is, you buy the dubious right to say you own a figmentus imaginarious.

@Djeep I'm actually 8 hours early, pickup time is 5am.

@Djeep "Here, buy some imaginary bitcoin and we'll tell you if you made any money." #notyourkeysnotyourcoin

Last updated at 2100, expected completion time of 1900. Somebody needs to learn how time works...

@NoBeret What are "useless objects"?

@NoBeret Ah yes, the magic "Hey deer, something interesting is coming. Stop and check it out" whistle. Never hit more than one deer a year til I wound up in a truck with those on it. Hit 8 deer that year. Ripped em off and went right back to one or none a year. I refused them on my current rig.

Receiver: Hi.

Me: I'm high enough to smell angel farts.

Receiver: What?

Me: What?

Christmas Eve and I'm headed in the opposite direction of home. Enjoy your chinesium doodads while I drive my ass off to bring you more. No, seriously. Not a joke. I get paid like a MFer to bring em, so keep consuming! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

He got up to get water. Apparently it was exhausting, cuz he needs another nap. #TruckerCatLife

@realcaseyrollins I was gonna say something along those lines. Come on, let's go be human supremists together.

@bot When a pothole can cause $30,000 in damage, I'd drive slow too.