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People who knock white chocolate because “It isn’t real chocolate,” I ask you:

Are hamburgers made of real ham?

Be careful. Your argument is a slippery slope.

Instant karma may sound satisfying but it’s always better when made from scratch.

It’s true. Losing one sense enhances others.
For example, you lost your sense of humor but your sense of entitlement is through the roof.

One day you’re young and the next thing you know, a bird feeder has become 80% of your entertainment.

The word “synesthesia” tastes like a purple triangle.

@TazPoltorak Right?

Who called it an all-you-can-eat buffet and not a table of contents?

Me: I let my guard down.

Prison guard: I'm not angry, just disappointed.

I didn't choose the thug life.

Nor was the thug life remotely interested in me.

In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.

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