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wana know why they call me

@c00lvibrations i still dont know what a sleepy cafe is

@c00lvibrations vancouver special - dear mr bundy

@c00lvibrations ur welcome my good pal my good friendly friend, you remind me of sans from undertale cus u speak like h h h h h h yknow thas cool okay yeah ill find more songs to recomend if u want my good uhhh dad wait no not dad or are you inforgot i mean i am ur grandad but what if ur my dad idk that doesnt make sense, rember what i said about me being everyones grandma? or grandad i gorgot yeah i stil rember that and its true! ok yeah now uhh rember this: lol x3

@khan i dont know what im reading but it was funny anyways

@c00lvibrations clog the hole with newspaper as a temporary fix . then me and my fantsstic crew(qualified architects) will properly seal up the hole for you:) if ur interested that is.. jk its hapening no matter ur not gonna poop or fard ever again also vsauce micheal told me personally that if a fart was 100x stronger than it would cause instsnt death , so its dangerous !!.!!.! have a good shit as it could posibly be ur last unless my crews car dies from boredom (is real and yucky)