Notices by Jorge Caballero, MD (datadrivenmd@fedified.com)

My spouse: "Do you have a plan for clearing out the garage?"

Me: "I have concepts of a plan"

Periodic reminder that one candidate is a former prosecutor and the other is a convicted felon

Google searches for "Saint Lucia" surging as fast as Julien Alfred did in the 100m 👀

Trump is weird, and by weird I mean racist

Biden: [talks about all the evil shit Trump is doing]

Press: [spends 10 days trying to destroy the Biden/Harris ticket]

Voters: [call bullshit and unsubscribe from panic peddling press]

Press: Biden should be talking about all the evil shit Trump is doing

Posting this screenshot from the NYT archives for no particular reason

I'm still voting for the guy who didn't try to overthrow our government, didn't strip women's rights, isn't a convicted felon, and wasn't impeached for trying to extort Ukraine to favor Russia.

Democracy Dies in the Hands of Access Journalism™️

Nine years ago, Trump rode down an escalator to deliver a racist tirade that was reported as being a "racially-charged" presidential announcement. The only thing newsworthy about Trump's latest nod to nazi ideology is that media outlets still lack the courage to report on his fascist agenda without resorting to couching language.

There is no such thing as "good" click bait headli—

Kristi Noem is the Sarah Palin of Liz Trusses

We were planning a vacation to the Grand Canyon, but canceled our plans due to a family rule: we only spend money in states where every member of the family has equal access to healthcare

#AbortionIsHealthcare

Abortion is healthcare. Healthcare is a human right.

This is how you write an honest headline

https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/politics-power/national-politics/brandon-scott-dei-mayor-racist-C3MWO3BVX5FJZM5MENNLC2X2BI/

@ariadne Apparently the widow of the person who endowed the award went full-MAGA after their spouse's death. So, yeah

This is *not* satire 🙃
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/elon-musk-martha-stewart-and-rupert-murdoch-among-rbg-award-honorees/ar-BB1jP9sO

"The group behind the prestigious Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG) Leadership Award said it's expanding the award that previously recognized women of distinction, like Barbra Streisand and the late Queen Elizabeth II, to now include men […] this year's recipients will include Musk [and] Rupert Murdoch" 🫠

https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/ruth-bader-ginsburg-award-leadership-martha-stewart-elon-musk-sylvester-stallone-rupert-murdoch-michael-milken-women-men-library-of-congress-honor-business-entertainment-media-service-prestige

Xitter is 2 product pivots away from becoming a single page app where red-pilled incels try to come up with pervy words they can spell using an emulator of a 90s-era Casio calculator

Upshot: ChatGPT is bigoted and companies should not use it in hiring workflows, or they risk being sued for discrimination against protected groups

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2024-openai-gpt-hiring-racial-discrimination/

"Within minutes of saying her goodbyes, she called one of her friends in a panic. While making a three-point turn, she had put the car in reverse instead of drive, she said. It is a mistake she had made before with the Tesla gearshift. The car had zipped backward, tipping over an embankment and into a pond. It was sinking fast. Could they help her?"

https://www.wsj.com/science/environment/a-mistake-in-a-tesla-and-a-panicked-final-call-the-death-of-angela-chao-c435daa0