Notices by Brianna Wu (briannawu@mstdn.social)

Can I get an honest opinion? Trying to decide if I want laser correction surgery.

Glasses are so good for hiding fine lines around your eyes. Do I look better with or without them?

At long last, a democratic message to run on in 2024

I want an apology from all the mansplainers that mocked my belief that privatizing NASA and relying this heavily on SpaceX would undermine the national security policy of the United States.

https://t.co/WoMI4XEPhE

I’ve really gotta leave Twitter.

I just got my first payout from it. It’s one thing to still be on the platform. It’s another to get a non-trivial amount of money and understand if you multiply it, that’s how much cash I’ve made Elon.

A feature I really like about Mastadon is a billionaire hasn’t force fed me content from nutjobs and I can actually see the people I follow.

Sending my good pal Elon Musk my best. Twitter traffic is “plummeting” as people are leaving for Threads.

Tough break, buddy! Must suck to spend $44 billion right before the Titanic sinks. ❤️

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/07/10/twitter-traffic-is-nosediving-as-metas-threads-hits-100-million-users.html

Women of Mastodon! How do you deal with men talking over you in a professional setting?

Me, training to join the alt-text police on Mastodon 🚨🚔👮🏻

Getting yelled at over this Toot, which doesn’t have alt text.

Even though a description of the picture is IN THE ORIGINAL POST.

Y’all. If the point is to let people with screen readers, that mission was accomplished. Can you admit you’re being ridiculous, please?

Mike Pence’s presidential announcement got 5 retweets.

Can this picture of my dog’s butt beat that?

If you’re picking up on some sarcasm this morning, I have a good friend of mine who is literally one of the most famous people in a certian industry who just quit Mastodon.

She is trans. She’s an extremely nice person that doesn’t do well with conflict when it’s personal.

Why did Mastodon get mad? She forgot alt-text once and she didn’t think it was reasonable to get yelled at over some extremely mild posts on Trans healthcare as “political.”

I’m so angry at Twitter and Musk.

Trans women can induce lactation with hormones, and a friend wanted to be an active parent by helping breastfeed.

A normal person would find that touching, but Twitter is harassing her and calling the cops. It’s disgusting.

Find someone who loves you as much as dog loves ball

Trump but competent

There is an actual form on a government website where you can turn in your neighbors for being transgender for investigation by the lead prosecutor.

Do you not see where this is going?

Ordered a DELICIOUS vanilla cake with vanilla frosting and vanilla filling inscribed “HAPPY DONALD TRUMP GOES TO JAIL DAY” for Tuesday.

White Supremacy never tasted like such a just desert before!

Platformer is reporting Twitter is about to remove two factor with for everyone, unless they pay Elon $8/11 a month.

Beyond crazy on a service that rife with fraud to make basic infosec a luxury. ??

This is objectively very funny.

Twitter is falling apart. I currently can’t follow anyone or post anything. In the midst of this, Musk had a meeting to find out why his engagement is plummeting.

An engineer looked into the code, found no issues, and speculated it’s because he’s less popular.

Musk fired him on the spot. ??

https://t.co/orXAYv5yEq

Are you all psyched for Goldeneye being rereleased tomorrow? I sure am. Can’t wait to get those easy Gen Z kills. ?

Sorry kid, I’ve been playing this longer than you’ve been alive.