Notices by Michael Scally (fizzvstheworld@mastodon.social), page 4

There's something funny about Marvel swearing up and down that Black Cat isn't just a shameless knockoff of Catwoman and then having her also star in an overpriced "Wedding Issue" that doesn't result in a wedding but their breakup with the protagonist...
#FizzVsComics

The Amazing Spider-Man #31 - OH LOOK ANOTHER WEDDING ISSUE BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE "sUbVeRsIoN"

Also, Peter and Felicia are breaking up because their relationship isn't... toxic... enough?!?

I say again... Marvel Editorial Midlife Crisis is a hell of a drug...
#FizzVsComics

Internet Today once again maximizing unregretted user seconds...
https://youtu.be/iizksUWkJBE

And I thought Honest Trailers' thrashing of The Flash was brutal...
#FizzVsComics #SecretInvasion
https://youtu.be/mQC7TWkhl0E

Well, when he isn't making up BS medical excuses to weasel out of his cage fight challenge with Zuckerberg, Elon is spending his day making Twitter worse to navigate simply because Paid Blue Checks are having a fit about getting Ratio'd with single screencaps...

Superman 2023 Annual #1 - There's a lot to love about this special, particularly the Daily Planet becoming a rehabilitation center for Clark's rogues...
#FizzVsComics

Next time... just move your damn pontoon boat... as the Alabama Riverboat Incident (and all the memes born out of it) gets Double Toasted!

https://youtu.be/XJdIGFKM_Us

Aaaaaaaand now it's seen the leaked teaser page ad for Spider-Man Reign 2...

And from the looks of it, the RADIOACTIVE SEMEN that killed Mary Jane in the original has now reanimated her corpse?!

What even is Marvel these days!?
#FizzVsComics

The one legitimately cool part of the original Spider-Man Reign was Sandman having a surprise ANTIFA daughter made out of cement...

But she died as part of that story's grimdark climax so there goes any personal interest in a follow-up...
#FizzVsComics

WHO.

THE FUCK.

WAS ASKING FOR MORE RADIOACTIVE SEMEN!?!?
#FizzVsComics

It was at this moment, Kevin Fiege knew...

HE FUCKED UP

https://www.vulture.com/2023/08/vfx-workers-vote-to-unionize-at-marvel-for-the-first-time.html

#FizzVsComics

This might be the single greatest time to be a TMNT fan...
#FizzVsComics #FizzVsGaming #EVO2023

Capcom is cornering the market on Spooky Long-Nailed Dommy Mommies... and I can't exactly fault them for it...
#FizzVsGaming #EVO2023

Nobody:

Not a soul:

NetherRealm redesigning Reptile for Mortal Kombat 1:
#FizzVsGaming #EVO2023

I don't think Kevin Fiege or Yoshida-San are #OnePiece fans but I'm throwing this out regardless...
#FizzVsComics #MsMarvel

Like CV-11 wasn't going to talk about Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition...

https://youtu.be/j-5wTztCIt8

#FizzVsGaming

Try not to get confused as Slope's Game Room has a NEW Complete History as DJ Slope talks about the plumber's return to 2D (and unimaginative naming) with NEW Super Mario Bros!
#FizzVsGaming
https://youtu.be/bN67kkpPCRU

https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820859/x-twitter-ad-sharing-payment-unpaid-delay-elon-musk

Welp... Time to update the meme, folks...

My mother looking over my recent pulls from the comic store: "Wait... Ms. Marvel died? When did that happen?"

Me:
#FizzVsComics

Kai Cenat's "huge PS5 giveaway" drew a larger unruly mob than Trump's third arrangement hearing...

Just let that sink in...
#FizzVsGaming