Notices by Charles Johnson (green_footballs@mastodon.social)

BREAKING: US Department of Justice files ground-breaking, unprecedented charges against reality itself.

#NowPlaying Michael Brecker > Nearness of You: The Ballad Book > The Nearness of You https://music.apple.com/us/album/nearness-of-you-the-ballad-book/1443111849?uo=4

Microsoft discovers new lightweight backdoor that steals cryptocurrency

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/06/microsoft-spots-new-self-propagating-malware-for-stealing-cryptocurrency/

Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman

https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/

White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old

https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-trump-a-perfectly-healthy-9-foot-tall-35-year-old/

xAI Asks Court to Strip Alleged Grok Deepfake Nudes Victims of Anonymity

https://www.wired.com/story/xai-asks-court-to-strip-alleged-grok-deepfake-nudes-victims-of-anonymity/

The Manhattan Institute Helped Kill DEI. Now It’s Coming for Protests

https://www.wired.com/story/the-manhattan-institute-helped-kill-dei-now-its-coming-for-protests/

Trump’s mass deportations are only possible with racial profiling

https://www.theverge.com/policy/939434/trump-ice-racial-profiling-dhs-mass-deportations

Trump’s Boat Strikes Have Failed to Curb Cocaine Flow to U.S., Experts Say

Imagine that.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/world/americas/us-boat-strikes-cocaine-trump-south-america.html

The Bob Cesca Podcast: No Ceasefire! Ballroom! https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55532_The_Bob_Cesca_Podcast-_No_Ceasefire!_Ballroom!

DO NOT WANT

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ufc-white-house-trump-summer-construction-b2983302.html

War Is Here

WIRED reports from the front lines, at home and abroad.

https://www.wired.com/tag/war-machine/

Parsing the Pledge of Allegiance

Every political event I attend begins with a convocation (a discussion for another day) and the Pledge of Allegiance. But as the country deteriorates, I find it harder and harder to actually say the words.

https://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/329817_Parsing_the_Pledge_of_Allegian

Colbert: Iran Mocks America’s “Wishlist” | Reflecting Lincoln | Vape Candy For Adults | A MAHA Compromise https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55484_Colbert-_Iran_Mocks_Americas_Wishlist_|_Reflecting_Lincoln_|_Vape_Candy_For_Adults_|_A_MAHA_Compromise

#NowPlaying Crowded House > Crowded House > Don't Dream It's Over https://music.apple.com/us/album/crowded-house/1440822690?uo=4

Colbert: Donald Trump Is Nothing To Smile About | Mike Johnson vs. Pope Leo XIV | Bezos “Murders” Journalism https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55262_Colbert-_Donald_Trump_Is_Nothing_To_Smile_About_|_Mike_Johnson_vs._Pope_Leo_XIV_|_Bezos_Murders_Journalism

Seth Meyers: Musk’s Emails to Epstein Revealed; Trump Sues IRS for $10 Billion, Rakes in UAE Money https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55256_Seth_Meyers-_Musks_Emails_to_Epstein_Revealed;_Trump_Sues_IRS_for_$10_Billion_Rakes_in_UAE_Money

Ali Velshi: A Look at the Corporations Enabling ICE Operations https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55250_Ali_Velshi-_A_Look_at_the_Corporations_Enabling_ICE_Operations

#NowPlaying Marvin Gaye > What's Going On > What's Going On https://music.apple.com/us/album/whats-going-on/1538081586?uo=4

Meidas: Furious World Leaders Announce Plan Trump Feared the Most https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/55220_Meidas-_Furious_World_Leaders_Announce_Plan_Trump_Feared_the_Most