Notices by ThePoastmasterGeneral (thepoastmastergeneral@nicecrew.digital), page 7
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Just curious, has anyone ever seen a nigger veterinarian?
Like, I know technically it's possible one exists that's able to hide its desire to hurt animals, but I'm thinking that might be one of the rarest combinations on Earth
Like a jew and any manual labor
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*septic tank, literally overflowing with shit*
Niggers, never having understood how containers work: "This must be systemic racism and unequal outcomes."
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BREAKING911: ISRAEL CONFLICT DECLARED OVER AS USN REAR ADMIRAL BILL MITCHELL AND A FREEDOM RALLY OF BOAT ENJOYING PATRIOTS HAVE SEIZED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AND BACKED DOWN IRAN
#MAGA
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I SLOWLY RASCAL WITH ISRAEL
#MAGA
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Space Faggotry
Ground Control to Major Fag
Ground Control to Major Fag
Take your xanax pills and put your yarmulke on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Major Fag (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, psyop on
(Four, three, two)
Check donations, (One) and may Greenblatt's cash (Lift off) be with you
This is Ground Control to Major Fag
You're really fake and gay,
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to don the ADL logo and sell some shares
This is Major Fag to White Control,
I'm really just a whore,
And I'm shilling in a most peculiar way
And my Twats look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in my explosive SpaceX tin can,
Far above the world
Planet Earth is ruled by jews
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand poasts
I'm feeling very shill
And I think my wallet knows which way to go
Tell the Whites I love them very much even if they know
Ground Control to Major Fag
Your foreskin's gone, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
Can you hear me, Major Fag?
It's the jews?
Here am I floating 'round my echo chamber
Far above the common man
Planet Earth is jews
And there's nothing I can do
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Ever seen a New England liberal? They're completely oblivious to the truth about niggers because up until fifteen minutes ago they only had five
They're trying to collect Somalians and other nigger flavors like pokemon currently in a race to virtue signal
Their response is basically, "Sure, move in, you can sleep in my daughter's room, Mojambo."
"OH MY GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS TO A CORPSE?!?!"
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Nigging the nogs at a niggardly pace, nonetheless nigged they be
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Yeah, I don't come on here as much as I'd like. The retards on Blab need to see what I'm saying more than anyone on Fedi, I still get through to some of the retards on there slowly
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I saw a normie checkmark repoast a screenclip from nicecrew.digital and I almost spit out my coffee
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If elected I will blow the entire Knesset LIVE on FOX NEWS during the inauguration
Not FIVE MINUTES LATER like some fucking scumbag that HATES JEWS
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In the words of the late, great @BajaTex, "THIS IS SO IMPORTANT"
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Kohl's tried to touch my peepee
#believeallpoasters
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Protip: when soaking dried beans, if one of them floats, discard it.
It's probably jewish.
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I wonder if this works on kikes
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Your food's food can still be food penguinigger!
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Oxalic Acid: Why Wypipo should season dey greens
Some of the healthiest greens you can eat are packed with Oxalic Acid. Think things like chard, spinach, even weird ones like Japanese Knotweed that is still good anyway because of the reservitrol. That Oxalic Acid is a problem, because hidden within those greens are necessary minerals like Iron and Calcium. When plants with a lot of oxalic acid are consumed, typically it will bind with the minerals and create a salt, which your body then eliminates, making the minerals not bioavailable to your body.
There's nothing wrong with eating these things fresh, and if you have a well rounded diet that includes lots of whole foods, you very well may be getting plenty of minerals, but it's important to keep in your back pocket how these things work. You can still eat fresh chard and spinach for the vitamins and antioxidants, for instance, there's still plenty of good there to be had, but in a situation where things are tight you may want to know how to maximize the mineral "content" of your veggies.
We do this, of course, with two basic things - maceration, and cooking.
You might wonder why you see frozen spinach sold in gross chewed up looking clumps, and then cooked into a soggy mess that still tastes good, because, well, everything tastes good with butter, asshole. You probably thought it looked that way because America's kosher FDA regulations required a rabbi's dick to be inside every garden product for at least five minutes. This time you were wrong! It wasn't the jews. This one fucking time, alright.
Don't get excited. Chopping and mashing up these hearty greens, which are often way tougher than say, a lettuce leaf, anyway, will release the oxalic acid prior to cooking, and then when you cook it, allows it to leech out of the plant, making the leftover minerals more easily absorbable.
Like everything else, we like to make simple guidelines to follow, like "cooking things destroys the nutritional value", but that's not entirely true. Sometimes a cooking process, using a solvent, making a tea, etc. is actually required to get the most out of the product you're trying to enrich your health with. The key, as with anything, is to know when and why, instead of being a retarded nigger just cooking dey shit.
So go ahead, White man. Season and cook yo spinach. Live longer than a dumb nigger, and don't be calcium deficient.
The MOAR you know
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"Due to lack of support for critical infrastructure, we've decided to sunset niggers. Niggers will be EOL on 5/5/23 and will no longer receive support from the White race."
You're on your own, troubleshooting just took on a whole new meaning
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fucking ded
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Racism is natural
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Isa Brown and Black Sex Link
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