Notices by jules / cowbell as fuck (catsrule0000@sfba.social)

“America is a fascist dictatorship now. Not only can it happen here. It’s happening right here right now.”

https://open.substack.com/pub/newsom2028/p/trump-wants-to-strip-critics-like?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

fucking fuck

(yes this is a real tweet)

“what I want to know is this: why would anyone spend that kind of money to smell like Donny, when you can just shit yourself and roll around in hamburger grease for free?”

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/republicans-are-making-concentration?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

he *is* harming us deliberately in a multifocal fashion because:

it is a culling

and

he still intends to become our führer

Goebbels has risen from the grave and wants your corpus

https://sentinelcolorado.com/nation-world/nation/trump-team-mulls-suspending-the-constitutional-right-of-habeas-corpus-to-speed-deportations-can-it/

“maybe if the College of Cardinals were conclaving to pick the next antichrist, then they could credibly come up with Donny.”

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/all-hail-pope-fuckface-the-first?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

the single most epic fucking minute of last week🔥 🔥 🔥

“A recon mission, coordinated by Donald the Hutt. Which he was too chickenshit to attend, himself. Hutts don’t enjoy Hoth-like weather.

Cadet Grabby-Hands has had his eye set on the autonomous territory in the Kingdom of Denmark for quite some time now. And the adjudicated rapist isn’t much for patience…”

https://open.substack.com/pub/themouthyrenegadewriter/p/trump-needs-to-quit-forcing-himself?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

“What made the spectacle in the Oval Office on Friday so haunting is that it seemed to confirm, dramatically and before all the world, the triumph of that darker, lower American spirit over its opposite at this juncture of history. And not only because of one man, if we are honest. It is a triumph that feels weighty, that feels earned.
President Trump has always been a mix of alien invader and emanation of the collective American being, and here, again, the “This is not who we are” fantasy continues to ring more and more hollow. This is very, very much who we are, now.”

very well-stated🔥🔥🔥

https://open.substack.com/pub/anandwrites/p/essay-the-weekend-the-free-world?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

resist fascism in all its hideous forms

this is part and parcel of the culling

as is the appointment of RFK junior, under whom there will be myriad unnecessary epidemics, about which we will know only piecemeal because of abrogated CDC reporting and emerging complicity of our media

frogs are we, in slowly warming water soon to a boil

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https://open.substack.com/pub/insidemedicine/p/what-its-like-to-get-fired-from-the?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

so excited to see what adolf is going to do with the kennedy center

murica elected a nazi who mostly wears orange-face and also happens to be the third antichrist

may we survive this

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https://open.substack.com/pub/jimstewartson/p/leopard-eats-faces-on-elon-musk-network?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

deportieren Sie Herrn Bisamratte jetzt aus Deutschland

"awesome job, America. you elected the inept clown who went broke running casinos — because you believed his con job.
it’s not like there wasn’t ample evidence that Donny’s talk is worth nothing."
🔥 🔥 🔥

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/elderly-golfer-admits-he-cant-do?r=rmgks&utm_medium=ios

right now trump should be ringing the mess hall bell at rikers

psa

we know the tariffs will not happen, from the trumpanzee claiming to have already solved the border crisis with one phone call with Dr Sheinbaum, who has more intelligence in her little toe than Don Snoreleone has in his rat-infested skull

also

my WaPo subscription cancellation prior to the election apparently didn’t “take” because the f ers just told me they are renewing; so beware

cancelled the shite again today