Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach.
“I have to cut the McDonald’s out before it attacks my other organs,” said the nominee for secretary of health and human services, taking a big swig from a bottle of raw milk to calm his nerves, dumping the rest of it onto his stomach to sterilize the incision point, and then biting down on his belt to mute his own screams as he dragged a scalpel across his skin.
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