Notices by Maartje (maartje@blahaj.social), page 3

Remember in Brussels to start a conversation you have to do the Language 3-way handshake. Here is a scenario:

SYN: Goeiedag/Bonjour!
SYN-ACK: Goeiedag!
ACK: Hoe kan ik i helpen?

-1 days since I wrote code with timezone bugs

People who say "nobody makes phone calls anymore" clearly never took a train....

@roadriverrail from the QR code complexity... it was! however the site just redirected to "use the app"

"Hey is this trash can if full scan this code to report it!"
"Oh yeah you need this app"
"And an account..."
"And location permissions"
"Always location.."
"Aaand I crash on reporting an issue"

Uuuuuugh please can we stop this appofication of the world, a simple contact form is so much cheaper and simpler

“This app could have been a form on our website”

Should be a more used quote

@VanuPhantom they will be replaced by ticket gates with language selection buttons 😂

NMBS be like: totally normal train!

@jon bombardier engineering makes it work 😂

At last: the latest RailJets are deployed with TikTok detectors that will detect your annoying scrolling and deploy headphones. Be careful they don’t hit your head.

Step 3: it is ILLEGAL to turn a CityJet into art. This is due to copyright violation of the Siemens design.

Step 2: in case of loss of cabin pressure do not use seats for your oxigen tanks. These will be provided for you on the floor

Anyway driver let me enjoy panorama lounge

ÖBB in true spirit of SNCB made some how to behave in train instructions!
Lemme tell you how trains work

Step 1: if you see a conductor, DO NOT become a werewolf. Very important as wolfs require a dog ticket.

I am sick of my uni email getting daily internal anti-phising training mails wasting my time.

Thanks outlook for allowing me to just delete them all based on email headers!

Last night a car landed on the rails near Ieper. The car driver immediately called 1711, resulting in Infrabel doing an emergency GSM-R broadcast and the train could break in time! The crossroad sensors got triggered so the call for sure saved the day.

When in Belgium: 1711 plz remember that number

OH (EuroCity): if you wanna buy some drinks ot snacks…(we excited for catering) there is a kiosk on the platform you got 8 minutes

Remember Belgium doesn’t exist, it is simply a joke the French made up.
You can notice it as the border control has to check if your smurf on your passport is legitimate!

Why chose blahaj.social over Bluesky?

* We are hosted in rural Belgium, sourcing as much green energy and efficient cooling as we can 🌳
* We are managed by @sysadmin and I, both are willing to bite to defend your data :rosahaj_knife:
* 100% Bilionaire free ☺️
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* we have no social or economical gain writing this ad, just having fun!

When you bring a blahaj to class suddenly all students start to show pictures of their sharks at home 💕