Notices by Maartje (maartje@blahaj.social)

If you like to be photographed a lot you can
A) become a famous actor
B) drive a train

They are kissing 🥺

Xodus in Belgian public transport! The secret committee of all Belgian public transport operators decided to quit the Xitter today!
A step in the right direction!!

Plug in solar panels will finally be legal in Belgium 👀👀
Maybe time for a blahaj.social goes solar fundraiser 🤔

Let’s just do this!

Do you love our work at blahaj.social :Blobhaj_Flag_Gay: and want to contribute to reducing our energy costs and go greener by going solar power for our server? :blobhaj_innocent:

The tinyest contribution is welcome at https://bunq.me/blahajsocial to support a team of sharks keeping independent social media up for cute Blahajar and their fans :blahaj_holding_heart:

Thanks to @storydragon we now have a new way of reading stories on our WAP phones! Throw away your kindle and join the revolution on the past!

New outfit, new office (well 1/3 of my jobs)

Y'all like my bus ticket

All food served at this conference is vegan :blobhaj_heart:

Live debugging of ICE Buddy!

Jack Dorsey and his advertising blockchain AI talk at FOSDEM has disappeared 😊 🎉
No billionaires on our stage!

The 4015 loc tried to recruit me while standing in Strasbourg last year now it is saying hi to me in Aarschot!

I have a new life goal dream of buying a ship, mounting several antennas and sailing away to start a modern Pirate short wave radio station and analog UHF TV broadcast from international waters for all radio nerds to receive 🥺

So a billionaire seems to pay FOSDEM to be on stage…
Well I should add all my hard work in the Go Devroom goes without a single cent of pay, not even a complementary food voucher or thank you.
My employer doesn’t pay me for it so in effect I am paying for all that work on Saturday (hotel, food etc).

Just putting this out there, appart from 1 (one) joke on stage I shut up.

@janneke please be aware my talk is about Go, this slide is a joke in the talk

Working on my FOSDEM Go Devroom talk

Do keep in mind that this 3-way handshake is ILLEGAL outside of the borders of brussels. Here is a map.

Yes people have been sued.

Remember in Brussels to start a conversation you have to do the Language 3-way handshake. Here is a scenario:

SYN: Goeiedag/Bonjour!
SYN-ACK: Goeiedag!
ACK: Hoe kan ik i helpen?

-1 days since I wrote code with timezone bugs

People who say "nobody makes phone calls anymore" clearly never took a train....