Notices by Maartje (maartje@blahaj.social)

Thanks to @storydragon we now have a new way of reading stories on our WAP phones! Throw away your kindle and join the revolution on the past!

New outfit, new office (well 1/3 of my jobs)

Y'all like my bus ticket

All food served at this conference is vegan :blobhaj_heart:

Live debugging of ICE Buddy!

Jack Dorsey and his advertising blockchain AI talk at FOSDEM has disappeared 😊 🎉
No billionaires on our stage!

The 4015 loc tried to recruit me while standing in Strasbourg last year now it is saying hi to me in Aarschot!

I have a new life goal dream of buying a ship, mounting several antennas and sailing away to start a modern Pirate short wave radio station and analog UHF TV broadcast from international waters for all radio nerds to receive 🥺

So a billionaire seems to pay FOSDEM to be on stage…
Well I should add all my hard work in the Go Devroom goes without a single cent of pay, not even a complementary food voucher or thank you.
My employer doesn’t pay me for it so in effect I am paying for all that work on Saturday (hotel, food etc).

Just putting this out there, appart from 1 (one) joke on stage I shut up.

@janneke please be aware my talk is about Go, this slide is a joke in the talk

Working on my FOSDEM Go Devroom talk

Do keep in mind that this 3-way handshake is ILLEGAL outside of the borders of brussels. Here is a map.

Yes people have been sued.

Remember in Brussels to start a conversation you have to do the Language 3-way handshake. Here is a scenario:

SYN: Goeiedag/Bonjour!
SYN-ACK: Goeiedag!
ACK: Hoe kan ik i helpen?

-1 days since I wrote code with timezone bugs

People who say "nobody makes phone calls anymore" clearly never took a train....

@roadriverrail from the QR code complexity... it was! however the site just redirected to "use the app"

"Hey is this trash can if full scan this code to report it!"
"Oh yeah you need this app"
"And an account..."
"And location permissions"
"Always location.."
"Aaand I crash on reporting an issue"

Uuuuuugh please can we stop this appofication of the world, a simple contact form is so much cheaper and simpler

“This app could have been a form on our website”

Should be a more used quote

@VanuPhantom they will be replaced by ticket gates with language selection buttons 😂

NMBS be like: totally normal train!