Notices by Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social), page 2

This disco version of the yeti musical theme would be so much more tolerable if it had no lyrics.

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Ready, steady, yeti!!

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#monsterdon Get your timed mute buttons ready, we're kicking off Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century in one minute!

Or join in!!

All right, I'm ready.

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CANADA FLAG SPOTTED

Thanks y'all

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*frozen yeti is shown suspended on a gantry several stories tall*

I'm sorry, this thing is inarguably an evangelion

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This 70s Richard Hammond dude being lowered out of a helicopter in a leather upholstered throne has hair implausibly un-ruffled by the helicopter supposedly hovering above him.

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This DVD version we're watching here looks like it was VHS-taped off a TV broadcast that had been sitting in the back of a closet for about 20,000 years in an arctic glacier

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MONSTER HOWL

I don't how the yeti is managing to destabilize the helicopter when he's suspended beneath it in an oversized telephone booth, but sure, why not

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*ten minute montage of a frozen yeti being suspended at 10,000 feet from a helicopter that is also somehow defrosting him by running water over him, like a shrimp ring*

This soundtrack is working _way_ harder than the plot at this point.

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"He flies through the air with the greatest of ease /
That frozen old yeti on the flying trapeze..."

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What _scale_ is this?? Where in that lake did the yeti manage to scoop up a fish roughly five feet from nose to tail??

OK, yeti, combing Jane's hair with the fish skeleton is a little weird. Probably not a lot more weird than a fork in The Little Mermaid, but still pretty weird.

ewwwww fish hair

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This dog is not scared or aggressive at all, they're having a grand old time galloping around outside with people! Look at that happy tail go!

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"In a few moments the yeti will be regaining his senses!"

Somebody _please_ get that poor yeti about ten litres of espresso

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...I really did just see a procession of women wearing t-shirts with "KISS ME YETI" across the back of them, didn't I

We're at the hallucinogenic part of the movie, I see. I thought that was earlier, but by comparison apparently not.

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"He's mistaken you for his children, maybe you for his mate."

"You might have some duties to perform!"

WHAT
WHAT THE HELL

Red flag there, sir.

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#monsterdon Oh those needle darts are _sedative_ now?!

#monsterdon _montage sequence of Critters knocking everything off tables and tearing up bedding_ oh so they're just cats

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...just like Godzilla!!

#monsterdon DoTheChickensDie.com (I hope they don't)

#monsterdon _Brad turns down his father's offer to take the shotgun with him_ "Nah, it would only slow me down."

.oO("This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it.")