Notices by Matt H (matthatton@aus.social), page 2

Harness racing is fucking stupid. Horse racing is dumb, harness racing is dumber.

Let’s race horses going not anywhere near as fast as they go, using chariots but with none of the bits that made chariot racing good. Yes. I am a master entertainer.

I will never understand why having a beer at the pub down the road means I am now regularly asked which completely interchangeable old white person gets to sit on the board of the shittier form of horse racing (which is already a shit and pointless exercise) club.

I dunno, man, but I think this problem could very easily have been solved by thinking for a brief second about how you stored and presented the information people are seeking when they come to you, rather than going "hey, how's about we set yet another old-growth forest on fire because buzzwords".

Fuck off.

Probably going to eat a lot of feelings today.

Happy Taylor Swift industrial complex day to all who observe.

It being a week after Easter, I am finally making a start on the chocolate bunny I received.

For clarity, we have met before. And I’ve called him (all most Councillors) idiots on Facebook more than once.

The deputy mayor is sliding into my DMs on Instagram and I’m really torn about whether or not I engage to find out what the fuck he wants.

Listening to the baseball on the radio and spending a lot of time learning about Bay Area Ford Dealers and weird SF pizza chains. Love it.

I would be fascinated to see if this is going to come to pass as described here.

I am all for a free jump in speed from 100 to 500 down, tbqh.

Feels like this is what it should have been from the day Underpants On Head Conroy first announced the bloody thing a million years ago.

Link (SMH): http://12ft.io/https://www.smh.com.au/technology/nbn-to-become-five-times-faster-at-no-extra-cost-20240305-p5f9vh.html

This includes Google, if you’re a business that relies solely on SEO to make money.

https://mastodon.social/@BartV/109799553291744762

@geordie “bug fixes, minor performance enhancements, new content related to the second coming”

@stibbons I’d suspect it wasn’t good beer.

"Enjoying Microsoft Word?"

No one, in the entire history of computing, has ever *enjoyed* Microsoft Word.

@Kels_316 I have previously got hamburgers in order to address my needs for lunch, and this has been very successful.

I should note this is only my experience. Your mileage may vary.

Right. First day back at work.

What is it, exactly, that I get paid to do here?

Took the drone for a quick fly from out the front of the parentals.

@grissallia My usual response to these is "apologise to the poor sod having their KPIs measured against responses to this survey. They're being grossly mistreated"

"Would you recommend the new Microsoft Teams to a friend or colleague, if asked?"

My guys. No one is going around asking their friends or colleagues if they would recommend using the new Microsoft Teams. That is not a conversation that normal people have.

Go outside. Touch some grass. Think about the choices you've made in life that took you this moment.

@NewtonMark lol.