Notices by cpoliticditto (cpoliticditto@mas.to)

My daughter is about to win a bracket pool because “UCONN sounds like Unicorn”

For her 7th birthday I’m getting her a DraftKings account so I can retire early

maybe the real treasure was the daylight we saved along the way

it’s going to be hard to determine whether Tesla fanboys are crashing their cars because their Autopilot glitched or their Neurolink implant malfunctioned

DeSantis isn’t being forced to carry his campaign to term? Hypocrites, all

WOW - the Substack company line is “not only will we platform Nazis, we’ll pay ‘em, too!”

Everyone’s Spotify Wrapped should just be a gif of Joe Rogan swimming in a vault of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck

The Cybertruck has succeeded in doing the impossible; Making the Pontiac Aztek look useful and beautiful

i like that as a society we all pouted so hard when they tried to force paper straws on us, that they brought back sippy cup lids.

with a few more coordinated tantrums we could probably get universal nap time instituted...stay the course.

Vegan zombies be like: “graiiiiiIIIIIINS”

about to start a caffeinated yogurt company called 'woke culture'

“I was a big account on Twitter” is just “I was popular in middle school” for millennials

@TruthSandwich I think only Dane Cook says that

Why are people paying good money for escape rooms when you can eat an edible and go to IKEA

Fuckings Around & Co. went out of business when they were acquired by

The giant new Twitter HQ logo appears to be held in place by sandbags, which means Elon might lose his X to a stiff breeze instead of Chelsea Manning this time

If this gets four (4) likes, I will gently nudge Greg Abbott into the Rio Grande

this place isn't perfect but at least the Dilbert guy isn't here

If you were curious about whether the NRA was on Threads, posting snuff films, let me solve that riddle for you

Just a friendly reminder: The day after July 4th, you can buy Supreme Court justices for 50% off

You’re never going to believe this, but the five people who voted against this were members of the Republican Party