Notices by Sham 🏳️‍🌈 (shammers@mastodon.coffee)

@zuthal @soatok if your logo doesn't remind everyone of goatse, how do you even make money???

@soatok okay, but it needs to have a site with shades of purple, ✨🚀 emojis, and of course a .ai TLD.

it's the only language they understand

me: "Oh yeah, you know I'm always prepared"

*pulls this out of wallet*

"Tell us why you're deleting your account."

Me: "no."

"It needs to be at least ten characters."

Me: "noooooooo."