Notices by Meanwhile in Canada (meanwhileincanada@ohai.social), page 5

The world must firmly stand with Ukraine.

The world must continue reducing fossil fuel use and protect the environment. Our survival depends on it.

The world must unequivocally support equality and safety for women.

We have one less ally in the good fight right now, but the good fight is far from over.

Don't despair. This too shall pass.

You can do it, neighbours!
(just don't flick it up here please)

Credit: Canadian cartoonist Michael de Adder

This is a photo of women in Iran in 1971.

Never take women's rights for granted.

Zealots who want to control women need to be stopped. Every. Time.

I sure hope our neighbours to the south only set back their clocks and not women's rights, education, environmental progress, worker's rights, and public health this week.

scary

110 years ago, a soldier named Harry Colebourn brought his pet bear with him to where he was stationed in England.

Harry named the little cub “Winnipeg” after his hometown.

Harry received news that he would be shipped to France, so he made arrangements to keep "Winnie" in the London Zoo.

Winnie captured the hearts A.A. Milne and his son Christopher Robin. Christopher added “Pooh” to Winnie’s name after his pet swan named Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh was published in 1926.

We got you, neighbours.

Over 700 Canadian line workers are part of a massive relief effort in the flood-battered southeastern U.S. 💪🤍💪

Canadian Thanksgiving is this weekend.
It corresponds to the European harvest festival which has been ongoing since pagan times.

In 1972, the CBC had a contest to complete the phrase "As Canadian as ____" (as in "as American as apple pie")

The winner was:
"As Canadian as possible, under the circumstances"

Friendly reminder:

Happy Caturday,

Did you know that "table cat" from the famous meme is a Canadian? He lives in Ottawa and his name is Smudge. Very cute, but he's not a fan of salad.

#CatsofMastodon

Ah, the humble maple tree. As beautiful as any flower and gives us an amazing culinary treat.

Fun Facts:

-Canada produces 71% of the world's maple syrup.

-A barrel of maple syrup is worth $2487 CAD per barrel compared to $61.01 CAD for a barrel of our oil.

-Maple syrup contains 24 different antioxidants, comparable to a serving of broccoli!

- 1/4 cup of maple syrup contains 72% of the daily nutritional requirement of manganese, 27% of riboflavin, 17% of copper, and 6% of calcium.

Me when Spooky Season hits

Jimmy Carter turns 100 today. He is proof that decency and goodness can exist in public service.

Did you know that Jimmy Carter heroically saved Canada from a nuclear meltdown when he was a naval officer?

It's true!

The world’s first nuclear reactor meltdown occurred in the Ottawa Valley — and a young U.S. naval officer was brought in to contain the disaster — 72 years ago.

Leading a team of two dozen men, 28-year old Lieutenant Carter had himself lowered into the damaged reactor.

Today is Canada's National Day for Truth and Reconciliation.

150,000+ Indigenous children suffered great harm at residential schools in Canada.

Residential schools were established with the purpose of erasing Indigenous cultures, spirituality, and languages.

Students lived in substandard conditions and endured physical, emotional, and sometimes sexual, abuse. One in twenty-five Indigenous children died while attending residential schools.

I'm ready for the week ahead!

I've got my sunglasses, my umbrella, my flip flops, my mittens, my boots, my suntan lotion, my winter coat, my shorts, my raincoat, and my thermal underwear.

Italian incense doesn't smell very good. Do not recommend.

How to Write Good by Frank L. Visco

- Avoid Alliteration. Always.

- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

- Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)

- Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

- One should never generalize.

- Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.

- Be more or less specific.

- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

- One word sentences? Eliminate.

- Who needs rhetorical questions?

Canadian cartoonist Theo Moudakis nails it.

Raving about transgender migrant criminals eating pets and aborting babies after birth or something.