Notices by Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)

When you're investigating an issue, and figure out who caused the problem

I have a joke about power outages but it's too dark

In case anyone else needs something to make them laugh this morning

How is it already so late in the year?

This is so cool 😮

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/FjBMNl8XO4

Time to let the cat out of the bag #CatsOfMastodon

"Did you get that thing done I asked for?"

Lying in bed, thinking

You think you're human until you spend 10 minutes trying to pass a captcha

Makes me laugh whenever I see this 😂

When your pasta is password protected

"Why is my agenda wrapped in aluminum?"

Superhero: I’ve foiled your plan

I have a joke about legacy code but very few people understand it now

#HappyFathersDay #DadJokes

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 10:
Step 18:

The branch manager and assistant branch manager

Did you know if you're working in the #Windows command line you can use clip to pipe the output of your command to the clipboard? 👀

For example, you can do this in cmd if you want to copy and paste the info somewhere else (rather than manually having to select the output to copy it):

systeminfo | clip

It's the year 3000. Humans have left the earth. Craigslist UI is still just a series of blue links on white text

If video games have taught me anything, this is a climbable surface

Ahaha I posted this and then was 7min late for a meeting

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 10 minutes

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 9 minutes

Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 8 minutes

Okay, I'll just check up on this one quick thing....

Look at the clock
Meeting started 5 minutes ago