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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 00:07:01 JST Jen Gentleman -
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 02:03:24 JST Jen Gentleman You think you're human until you spend 10 minutes trying to pass a captcha
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 03:46:19 JST Jen Gentleman Makes me laugh whenever I see this 😂
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 18:21:09 JST Jen Gentleman When your pasta is password protected
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jul-2024 16:10:08 JST Jen Gentleman "Why is my agenda wrapped in aluminum?"
Superhero: I’ve foiled your plan
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2024 06:16:44 JST Jen Gentleman I have a joke about legacy code but very few people understand it now
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 14:14:39 JST Jen Gentleman How to fall down the stairs:
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 03:27:28 JST Jen Gentleman The branch manager and assistant branch manager
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 18:47:20 JST Jen Gentleman Did you know if you're working in the #Windows command line you can use clip to pipe the output of your command to the clipboard? 👀
For example, you can do this in cmd if you want to copy and paste the info somewhere else (rather than manually having to select the output to copy it):
systeminfo | clip
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 04:56:42 JST Jen Gentleman It's the year 3000. Humans have left the earth. Craigslist UI is still just a series of blue links on white text
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 02:12:40 JST Jen Gentleman If video games have taught me anything, this is a climbable surface
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 29-Mar-2024 07:46:59 JST Jen Gentleman Ahaha I posted this and then was 7min late for a meeting
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 29-Mar-2024 07:46:57 JST Jen Gentleman Look at the clock
Meeting will start in 10 minutesLook at the clock
Meeting will start in 9 minutesLook at the clock
Meeting will start in 8 minutesOkay, I'll just check up on this one quick thing....
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2024 06:53:47 JST Jen Gentleman Nothing gives me a panic attack quite like being on a meeting and someone says "Jennifer are you ready to present?" and I'm like wtf did I forget I had to do something??? Oh there's a second Jennifer on this call
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 07:37:45 JST Jen Gentleman This is a mood
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 23:43:23 JST Jen Gentleman 🥲
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 13:53:04 JST Jen Gentleman Frontend vs Backend
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jan-2024 05:49:52 JST Jen Gentleman Unboxing your new graphics cat
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 00:00:27 JST Jen Gentleman Time to go back to work
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Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 02:13:36 JST Jen Gentleman How QR codes are made: