Notices by Jen Gentleman (jenmsft@mastodon.social)

Help, I woke up in Silent Hill

Merry Christmas 😊

#CatsOfMastodon

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He accidentally changed a bunch of rows in production and didn't make a backup
Oh no

Ah yes, the classic assassin's training game

*checks notes*

among us

Shhhh it's sleeping

When you're investigating an issue, and figure out who caused the problem

I have a joke about power outages but it's too dark

In case anyone else needs something to make them laugh this morning

How is it already so late in the year?

This is so cool 😮

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/FjBMNl8XO4

Time to let the cat out of the bag #CatsOfMastodon

"Did you get that thing done I asked for?"

Lying in bed, thinking

You think you're human until you spend 10 minutes trying to pass a captcha

Makes me laugh whenever I see this 😂

When your pasta is password protected

"Why is my agenda wrapped in aluminum?"

Superhero: I’ve foiled your plan

I have a joke about legacy code but very few people understand it now

#HappyFathersDay #DadJokes

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 10:
Step 18:

The branch manager and assistant branch manager