Notices by Juniper Herodias Angel Theory (junebug@slime.global)

Good morning!!! It's a beautiful day. Remember that death is only a certainty to humans; to other beings it is simply part of a cycle that they both observe and in some cases overcome. Do you think that if we were mushrooms we would fear death? No, we would slap that silly fucker in the face, steal his scythe and use it to explore the stars.

congratulations to disco elysium on being the most Leftist game to ever exist

it isn't just a perfect game, it also ended in flames due to bad operators and scammers and from those flames there's no less then 3 groups claiming to be the real successor to the original group

like, if you have any job openings, I will take them! i would love to work for your company or such, I promise I can do whatever you need. Or if i can't, hell, the one interview I had where i had to say "oh i'm not qualified for this" i recommended a friend who got the job and did a great job

but

mostly i just want to know how to do this

what am i doing wrong? how does this work. we live in an era of tech hell and i don't know what i'm doing wrong

i've got a smattering of all over the place experience in web development, javascript, database management, data entry, i just kinda did everything. ideally i'd get a new tech job, but at this point a part time position doing data entry would be fucking incredible lol i am very tired and just want anything at this point and don't know how to look for anything

Hey! I'm still looking for a job because I need one, especially now with our car out of comission due to people breaking in and trying to steal it

Looking for some help, if anyone can:

1) look over my resume for me and tell me how it looks

2) Show me how to look into temp agency stuff, as i've heard that's the only way to get a lot of tech jobs at this point

3) Recommend me literally anything, i'm so tired

4) give me advice on how to find a fucking job in the era of ai and ghost jobs

It is very funny visiting the gay nude beach in Toronto where there's like 10 signs and a rainbow path and historical markers talking about it as a queer space and nobody there

And then visiting the GAY nude beach in Seattle where it's next to a random millionaires house and has no indication whatsoever till you see a Tiddy and also it's crowded as FUCK there's dicks as far as the eye can see

we're in the midst of a wave of retro boomer shooters and yet i haven't seen a single example of my like, favorite thing in old retro shooter games: the ability to setup private servers for bafflingly ill-conceived multiplayer modes.

Sure, there's some multiplayer throwback games, but i'm looking for a SINGLE player boomer shooter that just goes "hey wanna make a private server to kill your buddies in go nuts". i don't want a live service game i want half life multiplayer servers, ya know?

"but it would take so much work to balance it and design everything and"

okay it WOULD be a lot of work to like, make the functionality for running multiplayer competitive deathmatch servers and that is why i am not like "oh everyone should do this". but balance? character design? we didn't used to have those, you reused enemy models and you just put all the weapons in the base game in there and people LOVED that shit.

every single pc gamer is out here praying that Gabe Newell never retires lol

please don't mistake this for me thinking gabe newell is cool

no we are all horrified he might retire because the only thing making pc gaming usable is the fact that steam isn't a publicly traded company and thus it doesn't have to cater to endless growth enshittification and can blow it's stupid amounts of money on projects like the steam deck

and as soon as it goes public we're all fucked lol

watching mystery science theater 3000 and it's fascinating how like... removed from modern "make fun of bad movies" content it is

"dwarves should exist in space and they should be fuckin weirdos who want to mine ot the center of every planet they find" thank you this is good

the cultural effect of deep rock galactic on sci fi fantasy stuff has been a boon to us all

okay so, let me see if i've got this right

1) palworld is stealing from nintendo
2) stealing from nintendo is always good
3) palworld modified them enough to not be stealing though
4) palworld may have done this through stealing fan creations or ai art, it's not proven yet

thus there's an obvious answer here. it's only Morally Acceptable to play palworld if you use the mod that replaces all your little guys with the pokemon they're based on

i'm sorry for making this

we need a hall of fame for Fictional Animal That Furries Latched Onto

all the random video games and movies and shit that were like "we invented this new type of animal" and every furry went OHHHHHHHHHH

you've got renamon, chocobos, splatoon squids, all of pokemon

what else. hit me with the famous fictional animals who invented a New Type Of Fursona

@Polychrome @vyr sorry I was gonna respond but then I saw your clockwork heart emoji and that's so good omg

working on a thing, so i'm gonna ask: What are your favorite smut/porn games?

hit me with whatever recommendations you've got, and please boost if you want so i can get more. trying to compile a list. if you're too ashamed to admit that you played Extreme Hentai Fuck Corruption Simulator 12 or whatever but you wanna plug it, feel free to send me an dm. (Also please add the 18+ tag if you reblog this with a graphic description, and be warned if you venture into the replies)

the new steamdeck is the sexiest piece of technology i've ever seen. it's like they made a device specifically to market to my brain damage. i am dying

every year they make new headphones and linux devices and fancy computer equipment and random shit for your house and i don't care but i take one look at the oled steamdeck and i get so horny i almost pass out