Notices by Dylan Beattie (dylanbeattie@hachyderm.io)

Changing hardware is way harder than changing software. Software, you can ship a new feature next week and then kill it next month. Hardware can take years. This is why I have an actual physical key on my keyboard whose default function is to show this dialog whenever I press it.

sudo intellectual: (n.) somebody who is clearly an idiot but you have to pretend they're not because they have administrative privileges.

Thought Leaders: "Programming will be obsolete within 5 years. All business software will be generated by AIs"

Actual Businesses: "actually we're mainly still on-premise, running on Windows Server 2003 and VBScript ASP, but our two-year plan to migrate everything into a cloud kicked off in 2015 and we're making steady progress."