Notices by Gateway of Last Resort (wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net), page 7

"hell is other people" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has a normal time with other people. Sartre, who lived in france & had to live with thousands of french people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

can't kms yet today I walked through a plaza and a 12-year-old made eye contact for 30 seconds then grimaced at me, I stuck my tongue out back and she laughed real hard

Also please wash your gnugnus #34c3 🚀

@monorail that's why photography is mostly done in 2x3 format today!

yknow what they say... it's impossible to swim in the nuclear reactor's pool without dying... not from the radiation, from getting shot by security

watching a thing about nuclear energy and i wanna take a swim in the forbidden pool...

shopvacs are so fucking good why aren't they more common even for non shop uses??

waryland (the evil counterpart to maryland)

lmao this makes me want to die

c'est pas sorcier être comme

fred: [...] et ça jamy je suis sûr que tu sais pas comment ça marche!
jamy, yeux laser, en train de léviter: BIEN SÛR QUE SI

i am now considering the idea that persona 5 was inspired by bob dylan's All Along the Watchtower

"There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief"

etc

planing wood you just sawed is funny bc you can tell exactly how out of true your cut was

oiling the ceiling and damn it makes it look so much better

keep getting the urge to drink the Forbidden Coke though

he's not doing too well

have to be the cutest mf at the job interview in 5 minutes

went really well, this was the last one of this application so I'll have an answer today or tomorrow

got the job lxds

my two gfs trying to debug the printer... two girls one CUPS

hell yeah I love the trans of go ods