Notices by Main Event Kris Mastodon (kriswd40@hachyderm.io), page 5

Generational talent.

Go home and smoke some more crack.... if you smell... what the Bloodline is cooking.

- The Rock #wwe #smackdown

Got my #Dune2 tickets for tomorrow night. How about you?

Nobody's perfect, but I'm very very close.

- Gunther #WWE

Gunther is a fantastic heel. He's a future world champion.

My aunt has never figured out how tagging people works lol. She continues to post on her own wall happy birthday messages simply by typing out the person's name. The number of happy birthday's she's posted that have gone unnoticed is likely quite high.

Success! #MarvelSnap

Also works on the neighbor kids.

So close! The next customer is sooo lucky.

When you intentionally make a bad list to get clicks.

How did these two kids not work out?

This doesn't suck.

Alto collaborate and listen.

That age old question rears its ugly head again, what to get for lunch? Adulting is hard.

Perhaps the worst feeling ever.

USA! USA! USA!

Bees.

I made pork tacos and they were good. This is pre hot sauce.

Someone loves the Wheel.

Bees.

If you want to see @Verizon break then just drive to anywhere in rural Wisconsin. That Verizon map that's all red is a giant lie. #SuperBowl