Notices by trickster@mastodon.technology, page 4

@pony i worked in a place that made ipad exclusive software and people would still make fun of you if you got an iPhone

We do a little self loathing

@lucidiot I'm normalmaxxing lucy, get with the program

@helene @lucidiot all salt comes from the sea and it has to go back there, it's the cycle of life

@lucidiot sorry i was too busy pissing in the sea and making friends

@luci what does it mean i don't speak bottom

@tost @helene oh yeah, the secret mumble

@tost @helene more like mumbleperson

what's updog

@tost @helene literally nobody writers "just js" except for people who already live in the woods

@helene @tost also you usually get payed to do this, lmao

@helene @tost people always forget about the drugs

@helene @tost WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, IT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAY

nobody wants to pay anymore

@tost time to dual class

Send in the tanks

i'm not your DM and my rulings can't hurt you

I've devised a devilishly new (?) way of dividing up goldberg polyhedra into equal-length gores

the gores are chosen such that each is "a straight line" when projected back on the original icosahedron's net

this also means that all the tiles can be stored into a plain old two dimensional array without any empty cells or heterogeneous lengths

the caveat is that the north and south pole are not part of the picture and that they have to be special cased

great to see Nurgle's mandate of the CDC is going swimmingly

@helene somehow more cursed than mine