Notices by Evelyn fra denne andre øya (evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 11

@trwnh@mastodon.social skill issue, wake up at the right time for my bits ?

now people think i'm a pagan, thanks newt ?

btw guys join my discord server https://discord.gg/234p3g9fdls3eopwe

fediverse users going out of their way to funnel people into proprietary services, you hate to see it

@ukko@p.enes.lv sounds made up, why would a game be anime

colonel, i'm trying to sneak past the guards but i can't get over the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, i think i should go and talk to them

I know nothing about guilty gear so I am just going to assume it's metal gear with remorse

what are you, an erlang developer? hello robert, hello joe, hello mike, we're onto you

oh you got a new passport?
why are you passing ports
thats a bit suspicious

lolol our bins aren't being collected on monday as "a mark of respect"

@thatbrickster@shitposter.club damn, you should be prime minister

I think that we should ban paper, people might write objectionable things on it
pens too

tfw no drug-dealing wolfgirl friends

@helene@p.helene.moe exactly, we are unreliable customers, because of the website design

ahem

Births, deaths, and marriages are currently on hold as a sign of respect for HM Queen Elizabeth II

this makes it sound way too cool, i hereby retract this fedifact

FACT: google AMP was named after amphetamines

btw to be clear here i have moderator abilities on this instance, but i don't really have moderator authority

but there's no new reports and not really anything actually interesting either, probably good i guess