Notices by Flashdancer (flash@mastodon.world), page 2

HOW TO SURVIVE THE HEATWAVE:
1. Stay hydrated.
2. Have an ice cream cone.
3. Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
4. Wear loose clothing.

A moist owlette.

HOW TO SURVIVE THE HEATWAVE:
1. Stay hydrated.
2. Have an ice cream cone.
3. Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
4. Wear loose clothing.

Veni. Vidi. Conveni. Consedi.
I came. I saw. I fits. I sits.

Business Plan:
1. Hold a sign that says "Free Hugs".
2. Whisper during the hug, "it's $50 for me to let go".

@bot @ericsslater
Is this the old ‘rent free in the head’ thing?

@bot @ericsslater
No.

Another one!

When your pizza’s delivered and you don’t want your cat to get out.

When It’s Cold Enough To See The Melody.

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes!