Notices by Spectacled Langour (spectacledlangr@mastodon.world)

The most Britishest headline I have seen in quite some time

#uknews #UK #dogbitesman #thatlllearnhim

Now, I'm not a religious man. But #trump escaping assassination to be beaten in the #USelection by a black woman might make me consider the possibility of a prankster almighty

In case anyone was wondering how much a #hipreplacement hurts, it's quite a lot. Quite a very lot (please excuse the slightly undignified photo, I am currently full of morphine)
#Surgery #ouch #morphine #drugsaregoodmkay

Am now in my own clothes and *might* just be back home tonight. Which is pretty amazing

#Surgery #ouch #hipreplacement

#morphine is great by the way. I can see why people find heroin a bit moreish

#hipreplacement #recovery day one

Ye gods, this had best be worth it. Hip is pretty much as I expected but the knee is Very Ouch. They said it "might" be cos the leg is getting used to its new part and they weren't wrong 🤕
Breakfast cocktail of pills which seems like a lot of pills
#surgery #ouch #verytired

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, #Christmas Eve is absolutely the best day to do it. You can just rush through the door carrying anything while shouting “don't look! don't look!” and people will happily close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom

Just booked the last two seats for the #Tetris #film and the whole row disappeared

*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today

*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing