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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 02:24:38 JST Mark A. Rayner

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.
#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
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1. black and white image of rod stewart, labelled: Rod Stewart color image of rod stewart labelled: Cone Stewart
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 01:17:32 JST Mark A. Rayner

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?
#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour
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1. Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot. Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books Update! Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 22:08:06 JST Mark A. Rayner

Quality trolling
#VennDiagram #humor #humour #piecharts #trolling
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1. Image of a venn diagram: Left side (pink): People who make pie charts Right side (yellow): People who make venn diagrams Middle (teal) with a superimposed (black) pie piece: People who are angry right now
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 25-Feb-2024 09:16:07 JST Mark A. Rayner

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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1. two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2024 05:09:12 JST Mark A. Rayner

Well, hello there.
#texting #humor #humour
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1. the word: hiiiiiiiiii meanings: hi: normal hii: a typo hiii: excited t chat hiiii: prolly into you hiiiii: definitely into you (sexually) hiiiiii: okay maybe it's time to run hiiiiiii: 100% a serial murderer hiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiii: cat on keyboard
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 12-Feb-2024 03:43:38 JST Mark A. Rayner

“All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.”
–Number Six
#meme #memes #distractedboyfriend #humor #humour #charliechaplin #battlestarGalactica
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1. black and white image of charlie chaplin looking back at another woman while his wife looks at him angrily. The other woman is labelled: the same memes but from 1918. Chaplin is labelled: "me". And the wife is labelled: "Memes from 2018"
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 11-Feb-2024 01:49:18 JST Mark A. Rayner

When you're excited to start posting on another glorious #caturday
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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1. grey tabby cat stretched out on a laptop, looking at the screen, and grinning
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2024 08:28:14 JST Mark A. Rayner

As an indie writer, I can assure you, I am most aware.
#writingcommunity #writing #humor #humour #bookstodon #books #fiction
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1. a distressed white sign with bold red text that says: "Be aware of invisibility."
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Feb-2024 15:15:51 JST Mark A. Rayner
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@RealGene Try the hi-res version: https://markarayner.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/14-Signs-of-Ur-Fascism.pdf
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 07:21:17 JST Mark A. Rayner

Umberto Eco has a cogent essay about how to spot the signs of what he calls "Ur-Fascism", or the essential components of fascism.
I turned it into an infographic, because, well, you know why...
Mirror of the article here: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism
High Res PDF of the infographic here: https://markarayner.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/14-Signs-of-Ur-Fascism.pdf
#fascism #authoritarianism #elections #infographic #democracy
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 20:56:35 JST Mark A. Rayner

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.
#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
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1. box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 03:53:03 JST Mark A. Rayner

I feel you kitty, I do. [sound on]
#cat #cats #monday #mondays #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mondaymotivation
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1. a grey and white cat sound asleep that is having a nightmare -- it wakes and hisses. the caption reads: When you dream about work on the weekend
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Monday, 08-Jan-2024 01:25:21 JST Mark A. Rayner

Typography: it matters!
#typography #font #fonts #fontchoice #humor #humour #proofreading #writingcommunity
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1. welcome mat for sale that on a store shelf that says: hope you brought wine (but wine looks quite a bit like the word "urine")
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jan-2024 00:29:10 JST Mark A. Rayner

Fine, but it doesn't say anything about a nice bit of graffiti
#weird #signs #humor #humour #stickers
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1. sticker on a curb with the text scratched up: All stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 02:23:38 JST Mark A. Rayner

Some new proofreading marks to help your writing really jump off the page this year.
#proof #proofreading #comics #grantsnider #humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #WIP
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1. Cartoon of fake Proofreader's Marks by Grant Snider Delete, Set in Italics, Set in Italy, Preferably in Rome, Insert ellipsis, Insert cyclopsis, wrong font, horribly wrong font, ant problem, insert colon, "Good grief!", add mustache, and a stetson hat, curl mustache, flying mustache, more drama, more hypnosis, insert space, write faster, Got bored, played tic-tac-toe, Word tornado
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2023 14:02:14 JST Mark A. Rayner

The artist proudly displaying her work: "Unraveled ."
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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1. a white cat with brown ears and tail sitting on a couch next to the arm of the couch which the cat has eviscerated
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 29-Dec-2023 02:49:39 JST Mark A. Rayner

Yes, yes, I meant to do that. [sound on]
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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1. Orange cat on a kitchen counter inadvertently causes all of the pots and pans and other accoutrements of kitchen work to fall on the floor in a massive clang
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Sunday, 24-Dec-2023 03:03:08 JST Mark A. Rayner

A festive feline, rolling in for a #caturday!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #christmas
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1. goofy brown tabby wearing a santa hat, sitting in a bowl on top of a roomba as it bounces around a kitchen floor
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 00:10:05 JST Mark A. Rayner

See? It's a Christmas movie!
#DieHard #ChristmasMovie #Christmas #Film #Movie #Humor #Humour
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1. Meme: Alan Rickman's character falling in Die Hard, with a set of Christmas lights in his hand. The caption: When you lean a little too far back on the ladder while hanging the Christmas lights.
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Mark A. Rayner (markarayner@mas.to)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 06:56:18 JST Mark A. Rayner

Weird dog, catching up to you so you can give it a cuddle.
#IKnowItsABear #TheLastThingYouSee #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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1. POV: Black bear running on a highway behind you. There is snow on the side of the road and on the pine trees
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Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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