Notices by Toots McGee 🥥🌴 (emmreef@mastodon.world), page 3

Bitch please

#jdvance

Shot/chaser

The Internet has a winner for the day.

#uspol #trump #KamalaHarris

Amazing that Rob saw the drag queen thing and the Olympic logo and immediately thought "glory holes"

#weird

STOP CALLING US WEIRD!

#ElonMusk is having a normal one today 😒

When you've lost #georgesantos

#jdvance

I just realized that when #biden left the race, not only did all the #Trump friendly media outlets have to delete all their pieces about Biden's age. They also had to delete all their stuff about Hunter Biden.

#jdvance will take this away from #tedcruz

Hey #mastodon people

Block Tea Pain if you haven't. I don't necessarily mind him stealing my jokes. I do mind him stealing my jokes to post on #twitter #x and thus helping out #ElonMusk with engagement.

He hasn't posted anything on Mastodon in a year anyway.

🤔

We all know a major #maga pundit or two is going to use racial slurs, right? I mean not just on a hot mic but full on in a speech or a tweet, right?

If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of "Let's Go Brandon" stickers being scraped off Ford F-150 bumpers all over the country.

#uspol #KamalaHarris #trump #biden

#DarkBrandon will have his revenge one way or another and today he played an ace up his sleeve.

Marty McFly comes back to 1985 to find out all his siblings are inbred freaks

#alternativemovieendings
#HashtagGames

"Dr Fauci droid is going to inject me"

#mashuprurallifeandscifi
#HashtagGames

On a side note, I live near many rural communities and I love sci-fi... So tonight's #HashtagGames is right in my wheel house

#mashuprurallifeandscifi

Ron DeSantis is going to ban Florida schools from teaching the part of the #nhl finals where all those players kiss someone named Stanley

#stanleycupfinal #hockey

Remember how the #studentdebt forgiveness crowd said there was no difference between #trump and #biden

Ironman is afraid of Oxidizing Man

#fictionalcharactersunfoundedfear
#HashtagGames